Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Phineas and Ferb

Dear Mr. Iger,
I would like you to make bumper stickers that say "D. E. Inc." as featured on Dr. Doofenshmirtz's space suit in the episode "We Call it Maze"
Thanks!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

WDW Scavenger Hunt

Dear Mr. Iger,

Why, oh why, must the coolest events on property be held during the school year?!?

Some of your customers are teachers you know!  We can ONLY take vacations during school holidays.

I NEVER get to Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party.  I NEVER go to Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party (because you never have it during the actual week of Christmas!).  I have only been to Starwars Weekend ONCE (and that's because one weird year the last weekend of Starwars Weekend happened to coincide with the last day of school in June - normally they during May when I can't take vacation).

And NOW I have to miss the D23 Scavenger Hunt in May!!!!

It's infuriating!

Oh, and Adventures by Disney - do you think you could offer Adult only vacations during school holidays as well? Some people are teachers with out kids!!!!!!

K? Thanks. Bye.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Miley?

Dear Mr. Iger,
Why isn't Miley in her own video? Do you think we can't tell?
Sincerely, Me

Monday, August 9, 2010

Old People Warnings...

Dear mr iger, you should gave a warning label in your camp rock two commercial that ppl over 21 should not attempt the dance moves. I have thrown my shoulder and am respectfully requesting reimbursement for a years worth of dr visits. Ty.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Yankees

Dear Mr. Iger,

Surely you know Mr. Steinbrenner over at the New York Yankees...  My mother in law would like to see Andy Penite pitch for her birthday.

So, ah, make that happen, ok?

Thanks.

-B

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Cablevision

Dear Mr. Iger,
Thank you for sticking it to cablevision.
They suck.
You rule.
Sincerely,
D & B

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Dear Mr. Eisner

I'd like to make an obvious suggestion for your Walt Disney World theme parks - the churro sundae.

You have churros. You have soft serve ice cream. Hello! This is not rocket surgery.

Not to mention there is another Orlando theme park serving this very delicious treat...

Sincerely,
Bridgette & Darrin

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That's the gist of how it all began. Sine then, every time I thought something was not right and I thought I'd like to write a letter, it began with Dear Mr. Eisner. After a while it changed to Dear Mr. Iger when the board hired a new CEO, and hence the name of the blog.

From time to time I'll add old ideas that we had over the years, and I'll be adding the newest and most recent additions as they arise.

You can't put a timeline on it though - Dear Mr. Iger letters are very spontaneous. I hope you enjoy this nonsense as much as we do.